have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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