either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Let's get the cat blown out
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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