I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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