Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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