is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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