guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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