she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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