They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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