New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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