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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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