Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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