ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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