Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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