"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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