..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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