one might say we're banned from that church
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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