do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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