our cab driver is having phone sex.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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