I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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