You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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