yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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