This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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