Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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