What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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