oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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