my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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