haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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