so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize