hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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