Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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