btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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