it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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