??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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