I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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