Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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