just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
