if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I faked an abortion last night.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
