So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
