those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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