And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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