honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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