You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
FUCK WHALES
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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