we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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