i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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