What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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