one two three fourrrrnication!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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