Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
The police scanner is talking about you again....
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
