I cannot find my penis.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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