I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Shame is for Republicans.
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