bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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