The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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