We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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