I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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